You’re dead meat sucka’, he’s got a pool ball now
Time to twist it up and knock your teeth out
His pony tail you should never diss, cause you just made the wrong soldier pretty pissed
So buddy, you better step back
Keep your mouth shut or your gonna get your arm snapped
That’s a fact, when he sees a grizzly bear he attacks
Now what will you do? He just drank a can of his “Lightning Bolt” energy juice
Brace yourself for defeat, like a cheetah he’s chasing after you down the street
Next he’ll stab you with a pool cue, looks like you’re screwed
But I got some good news, his album “Songs From The Crystal Cave,” will be hittin’ shelves everywhere very soon
Chuck Norris just woke up on the wrong side of the bed
A prank phone call in the middle of the night has left beads of sweat drippin’ from his forehead
Like a hawk he’ll hunt ya down, then take you out, like the post on his shed
Looks like it’s swirly time, he’ll keep ya under water till you are dead
You’ll get jump kicked from out of the sky like the missile from a stealth bomber on an air strike
You must have lost your mind, never bring a car to a Chuck Norris fight
To the ladies you better be kind or a little girl is what he’ll treat ya like
To a crane you will be tied, and then he will blow you up with dynamite
What will ya do? What will ya do when Seagal’s chasin’ after you?
What will ya do? What will ya do when Chuck Norris rolls on you?
What will ya do? What will ya do when Van Damme’s comin’ for you?
What will ya do? What will ya do UUUGGHHHHH!
You’re stuck in the ring with Jean-Claude Van Damme
Now you’re lying on the mat as the ref counts to ten
This is one man you should never face
You’ll get knocked out like he knocks out snakes
You just chose the wrong path to cross
Like a rattle you’ll get your head ripped off
But if Rodman hits the scene, you’ll be gettin’ takin out with the double team
Now what will you do? Keep your eye’s open when you play marco polo fool
Van Damme’s always watchin’ you from atop of the bluffs with the birds eye view
But when the nights about to begin, between two trees he will be stretchin’
On the dance floor the ladies can’t resist
Jealous? You only wish you could shake it like this!